Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hey ladies in the place, Rove's callin' out to ya!

Don't Touch Me There


...Now if he could just teach David Gregory to do the Pop and Lock, the Festrunk brothers would be on the next Aeroflot back to Bratislava for that beet farming course, heads hung in impotent shame.



Comrade Kevin said...

I wonder how any woman could put up with him.

Cirze said...

You are kidding, right?

What would he possibly want a woman for? He surely doesn't need one for S&M.

He's the boy toy specialist and, boy, does he know how to use them (remember that sweet pseudo-journalist with the fake White House pass for over a year and porn site?)!

Methinks he has other plans. So many log cabin 'thugs to choose from. So little time. (Wonder if he had a heart pang or two at the news from the Limpbough corner of wingnuttia?)

The irony, of course, is that now, thanks to the left's ceaseless efforts for equal rights for gays, Karl can come out.

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

HNY, db. Hope you enjoy it.

You certainly deserve it.


Distributorcap said...

karl --- you aint in kansas anymore.