Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Awesome Preznitcy, Dude

Awesome Preznitcy, Dude

...way gnarly.

;>)

New Memes In Old Bottles 16 - Komedy al Fiasco

Vot's Der Freakwency, Limbaugh?

Once again, radio comedian (and by 'comedian', I mean unintentionally funny) and sex-touring Viagra enthusiast Rush Limbaugh has reached deep into his bag of slightly damp and spotted gags and come up with a real side-splitter deluxe.

'Batman is Romney'.

While I'm sure Riddler and the Joker will now be awaiting their invitation to do battle over at stately Bain manor, the truth, as with so many other things that elude Rush on a moment to moment basis...like logic, verbal clarity, erections not involving livestock...is even more shocking.

...from 2009.

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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

New Memes In Old Bottles 15: Blind Pig Finds Corn Nugget

Do It Live

MMA: Bill O'Reilly Apologizes For Incorrect Prediction About Health Care Ruling

"And the award for least heartfelt and most insincere apology goes to..."
Of course, I'm sure you're all as surprised as I that Mister 'Tide comes in, Dirt goes out, can't explain it, duh' ( a stance remarkably similar to the Texas GOP's war on children's brains) even bothered to mouth the word 'sorry' - the self-identification as minor buffoon was a nice bit of unintended irony, however. Very European stylish-like.

Salud, Bill-O!

;>)

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Old Memes In New Bottles 14 - The Bare Facts

Bum In The Sun

Raw Story: Declassified document contradicts Cheney’s claim of Iraqi connection to 9/11

Well, of course it does. Only a simpleton bereft of senses due to a combination of intermarriage and alcohol abuse (in reduced terms, a Tea Sheep doing his master's bidding) could ever think otherwise. All the facts to counter the lies were available then, but many would rather maintain their personally and objectively childish fictions than face inconvenient realities like adults.

Somehow, I don't think they'll ever be able to handle the truth. Selah.

;>)

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Old Memes In New Bottles 13: A Peck Of Pickled Pikers

I Ain't Got No Body

Raw Story: HBO apologizes for depicting George W. Bush’s head impaled on a pike

Well, isn't this a marvel...I raise all kinds of pixilated Hell for years, sweating over a lukewarm keyboard, and only got demands to apologize once (from progressives, even) - but let some prop person on a cable network use the 'wrong' mannikin head for a long tracking shot and the GOP whips itself into a collective knicker-knotting frenzy. Sucks to be obscure, doesn't it? Maybe everybody needs a little head in the morning, or something.

...from 2008.

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Monday, June 04, 2012

Even the Internet Wanted Him Dead

Even The Internet Wanted Him Dead

Although foreign infidels are expressly not permitted (alas), one keeps one's hand in when they can....especially when the end result is the same.

;>)

Friday, June 01, 2012

New Memes In Old Bottles 11 - The Official Portrait

The Official Portrait

Apparently, my favorite muse has returned to the site of his misdeeds long enough to commemorate his presence in some sort of 'official' manner...but what he didn't know was that I had rendered him in that capacity some time before...perhaps he didn't get that memo either.

...from 2008.

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