Last minute gift ideas

Jolly Saint Dick knows who's been naughty...and very naughty...and he has detailed, unshredded files in a secure undisclosed location. So be nice, and consume in an orderly fashion until this 'goodwill' craze blows over. Perhaps one would like a board game...you all know the rules.



Or maybe a writing instrument is in order...those pardons won't jot themselves down.



For some of us, travel might be just the thing to shed those winter blahs.



Whatever your pleasure, have a safe, enjoyable Holiday time (where allowed), and remember...



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Pardon?

PARDON?

Sorry, I can't hear you anymore.

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Adieu

I have decided not to continue contributing to this blog. I no longer have the time, money, or inclination to merely poke fun at the monsters in the mist of America's twilight - for the dream is quite over, and I am incapable of cynically profiting from and promoting my trifles within the phantasmagorical ruins of a nightmare.

Thank you and respect to all those who commented, reposted and followed over the years, and my sincere hope for good fortune in the new reality that we all inhabit - even those wise fools who think that money and power will shield them from what fate has waiting.

And to those who brought us to this place and setting - who allowed mendacity, greed, hubris, willful ignorance, and situational ethics to rule their lives so that they could seek dominion over others for their own benefit and no one else...Enjoy your ill-gotten gains in this world, for the world to come will not be as hospitable to your ilk. Believe it.

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'...But that was long ago... and now my consolation is in the stardust of a song.'

retro darkblack #12 - Nuts To Gun Nuts

Lo, the canned huntress has returned, offering the cordite-stenched unwashed (who cling to their guns and whatever compliant God that will allow them to do as they please) a glimpse of gams and a gnashing of gums to spew her jingo-jangle dominionist drivel with. Please give a lukewarm golf clap for this blaspheming shill and her determination to verbally soil herself for attention, demonstrating a personality warp rivaled only by Ted Nugent and Ann Coulter...two other time thieves of dwindling relevance.

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retro darkblack #11 - Preznit Give Me Watercolors

It's nice (if by nice one infers mildly creepy) to think that my former muse and I share the same online art supply resource...but I'd rather that he puts his hand to such derivative and sub-amateurish works, as opposed to continuing his official quest of global despoilment and ravaging on behalf of his well-heeled stakeholders.

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Bill O'Reilly tired of overbearing male role, seeks fulfillment in feminine expression

...from FOX News - they report, you decide.

retro darkblack #10 - You Still Can't Handle The Truth

Raw Story: Donald Rumsfeld: U.S. diplomacy would be better if Obama was a ‘trained ape’

...from 2006.

Have A Fabulous Eternity

Ladies & gentlemen, today's face of American conservatism...

Ann Coulter, a dabbler in zesty alternate realities and other fictive flights of fancy who opines that legal immigration over the last 50 years to partake of the parts of a dwindling American Dream that are not exclusively for the lily-white Right...is just like getting raped. Really.

In her quest to say any bright shining lie that will gain the attention that she so pathetically craves, the line between propaganda and insanity grows ever more blurred.
Please proceed, and may fate take a hand with you and your nonsense.



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retro darkblack #9 - Fast Food Rushmore

'Approved Clean Young Republican Version'