Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Vanilli's On The Half Sellout

Two Nitwit Morning

Those of you out there willing to still spare a glance have no doubt noted that I don't really offer as much music around here as before (cue Miles Davis here, hipsters).

There could be several plausible explanations for this sordid state of affairs, of course. The most obvious one (to me, at least) was that, much like sex, music is far more fun to do or watch than to type about...And I'm not going to have that kind of fun typing around here.

The others are far more subjective. I'm fresh out of proselytization sauce for my word salads, perhaps. Selah.

However, I'm always a mark for a ginned-up controversy - it's been my stock in trade for years, and this one in particular positively reeks of the juniper berry.

CBC News
The Red Hot Chili Peppers decided long ago they were never going to mime a live performance. The band made an exception for the National Football League, it turns out. The group's bassist, Flea, said in a letter to fans posted on the group's website Tuesday that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members pretended to play along to a pre-taped track of "Give It Away" during the American football championship Super Bowl halftime show as Anthony Kiedis sang live. The request came from NFL officials who felt it was too difficult to pull off a completely live performance because of potential sound issues. The admission came after observers noted Flea and his bandmates weren't plugged in while performing Sunday at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
Well! I am shocked! My solicitors will be in touch! And all that rubbish.

From the top, I think Flea has pretty much put it with reason, albeit in a tragically flawed way:



...and one must give props to Anthony, who did it live, so good on him and now lose the 'stache there, Sonny Porno.

:D

I'm always amused by these 'music controversies', because they say much about the actual attention and retention span of a mass audience over time. Quite frankly, many among us would do far better to always be aware of the incessant playacting and sideshows offered without apology around the dial and around the clock, let alone awareness of the things that actually matter. As imaginative as I might think I am or pretend to be, I cannot imagine a mind that suspends logical activity to that degree within the parameters of observing such tightly scripted and cued major entertainment, sporting and political events upon which more money and other intangibles than most of us can dream of lay tremulously upon a very tight line. Even commonplace musical events - or at the very least, commonplace to the performers (ahem) - are not to be left to chance. I daresay if one could identify this somewhat credulous demographic and cross-correlate with other known deviancies, a quite remarkable psychological profile might emerge for further study.

Meanwhile, let's observe these rank offenders against the common perception that everything is real in simpler times, when their hickory trickery fakery was far less obvious. Young children, avert thine eyes.

;>)

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Friday, January 24, 2014

The Glenn Beck Memorial Weenie Roast

It has been brought to my attention that a former muse of mine, Glenn Beck, has had an...epiphany of late. The epiphany in question appears to concern shades of 'regret' over former feelings, and the intemperate language used to express those feelings.

Excuse me while I stifle a mild chuckle, dear reader.

Right, I'll carry on. The only things, IMO that Mr. Beck 'regrets' are losing all that sweet, sweet ad revenue and the legions of wild, fiery eyes glancing in his direction while he danced his little pavane on the corpse of reasonable discourse. Disclaimer: I do have a three-legged mutt in this low-rent race...being called out on FOX network and not having my name spelled right may have ruined a 1/4 second of an hour in a day like any other. But I'll get over the pain, in time.

Nevertheless...Since I'm stubbornly basking in the butthurt of days gone by, let's review some of Glenn's contribution to my portfolio, shall we?

















Imagine that...I'm starting to feel better already.

;>)

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Old Memes In New Bottles 26: Whine Harder



Crooks & Liars:
Sean Hannity told his radio audience on Monday afternoon that he plans to flee for Florida or Texas. “I want you to know that and I can’t wait to get out of here,” he said. “I really can’t. I don’t want to pay their 10 percent state tax anymore. I live in the second-highest property-taxed county in the entire country in Nassau County. I can’t wait to sell my house to somebody who wants it. I can’t wait to pay no state income tax down in Florida or Texas.” He added: “I haven’t decided yet, but I’m leaning Florida because I like the water and I like to fish.”

Oh, you like the water? Good.



;>)

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Just What The New World Ordered, Man





'Those who know what's best for us
must rise and save us from ourselves'


;>)

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

The Jersey Bounce



Throw down the cones
Tie up the lanes
When it goes south
Deflect the blame
Don't get surprised
when doing the Jersey Bounce
F.U.!


;>)