Why, you don't look a day over 90...In dog years.
That said, a centennial event like this doesn't come along just every century. Why, you'd have to go pretty far back to find a topper for the luckiest pitchman ever.
Allow me to review some of the warmth that I feel for this fellow who put so much glamor and dash into the banality of evil, dear readers.
In closing, all the best to the Great Prevaricator...in the torrid climate to which he was doubtless assigned...eternally.