In Space, No One Can Hear You Scheme

From the 'Oh, of course you do' files of Think Progress:

...Matthews then asked Tom DeLay whether he is a birther. The former House Majority Leader mistakenly said that he would like to see the President’s “gift certificate” and asked Matthews to personally ask Obama for it. He also compared Obama to “illegal aliens”:

DELAY: Well, I’d like the President to produce his birth certificate. I can. Most illegal aliens here in America can. Why can’t the President of the United States produce their birth certificate? [...]

Chris, will you do me a favor? Will you ask the President to show me his gift certificate — I mean, his — gift certificate — his birth certificate?

Tom DeLay never saw some cheap heat generated that he didn't want to have sinful relations with, but he's a little slow off the blocks when it comes to glib repartee...That's what pesticides will do to a man, kids - so stay off them, and stay in school.

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