Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Ted Cruz Finds Political Success In Transition (wire photo)

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above: macho foreign dignitary Ted Cruz in recent news photo

below: projected appearance of  handsome Theodora Cruz, election day 2016

Ted Cruz, maverick firebrand outsider and ideological weathervane, may be working on a secret hush-hush strategy to outflank his more staid GOP opponents, and peremptorily topple the dreaded Hillary juggernautsunami expected in November of next year on his way to the White House.

Cruz, often cited as a 'overventuresome', 'strongly fixated', and 'quasi-provocative' thinker amongst the Republican intelligentsia in American politics, has been recently rumored to be in talks with leading image consultants, haute couture mavens, and top plastic surgeons in order to formulate a radical re-branding of his personal image, in a bid to secure the hearts of U.S. voters sensitive to modern issues of gender, but undecided on political role models post-Obama.
Cruz was overheard being paraphrased in saying, 'I believe that America has had enough of the front side of my life, and that it's now high time that this great nation saw the back side'.

His wife & children are having their privacy respected at this time, and could not be reached for comment.

;>)

4 Comments:

Blogger Cirze said...

How are they making him up to disappear his birth in Alberta, Calgary, Canada?

That's a makeover I'd like to see.

(Or is his mother's birthplace the reigning factor?)

1:39 AM  
Blogger darkblack said...

Hello Cirze! As a post-April Fools' bit of seriousness, ultimately Cruz' aspirations are as legitimate as Obama's were. His mother - like Obama's - was American by birth, and this (rather than place of birth) is the determining factor in citizenship.
Irrespective of whether the father is a blacklisted Kenyan counter-revolutionary (Obama) or a deported pro-Castro revolutionary turned Christian zealot (Cruz), this immutable fact - and the privileges derived from it - remain. Thanks for stopping by!

;>)

10:27 AM  
Blogger Cirze said...

Thank you (as usual).

I was familiar with that argument and just wondered if his situation might be being portrayed as different from Obama's in order to differentiate him in Republican circles from the hated "Kenyan."

But I'm also half joking.

Great to see you back.

2:22 AM  
Blogger darkblack said...

'.. just wondered if his situation might be being portrayed as different from Obama's in order to differentiate him in Republican circles from the hated "Kenyan."'

Not as far as Cruz is concerned,Cirze - being a birther means never having to apologize for your own identical circumstances...in fact, using the power of one's own cognitive dissonance to leave the inconvenient past behind on the way to a brighter tomorrow.

;>)

11:10 AM  

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