Friday, January 31, 2014

retro darkblack #2 - Just A Comma

...from 2006.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

He Dood It

He Dood It

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

retro darkblack #1 - Have A Cigar

...from 2006.

Friday, January 24, 2014

The Glenn Beck Memorial Weenie Roast

It has been brought to my attention that a former muse of mine, Glenn Beck, has had an...epiphany of late. The epiphany in question appears to concern shades of 'regret' over former feelings, and the intemperate language used to express those feelings.

Excuse me while I stifle a mild chuckle, dear reader.

Right, I'll carry on. The only things, IMO that Mr. Beck 'regrets' are losing all that sweet, sweet ad revenue and the legions of wild, fiery eyes glancing in his direction while he danced his little pavane on the corpse of reasonable discourse. Disclaimer: I do have a three-legged mutt in this low-rent race...being called out on FOX network and not having my name spelled right may have ruined a 1/4 second of an hour in a day like any other. But I'll get over the pain, in time.

Nevertheless...Since I'm stubbornly basking in the butthurt of days gone by, let's review some of Glenn's contribution to my portfolio, shall we?

Imagine that...I'm starting to feel better already.


Wednesday, January 22, 2014

To Vlad P. Thanks For Nothing, Judy Garland

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Old Memes In New Bottles 26: Whine Harder

Crooks & Liars:
Sean Hannity told his radio audience on Monday afternoon that he plans to flee for Florida or Texas. “I want you to know that and I can’t wait to get out of here,” he said. “I really can’t. I don’t want to pay their 10 percent state tax anymore. I live in the second-highest property-taxed county in the entire country in Nassau County. I can’t wait to sell my house to somebody who wants it. I can’t wait to pay no state income tax down in Florida or Texas.” He added: “I haven’t decided yet, but I’m leaning Florida because I like the water and I like to fish.”

Oh, you like the water? Good.


Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Just What The New World Ordered, Man

'Those who know what's best for us
must rise and save us from ourselves'


Tuesday, January 14, 2014

The Jersey Bounce

Throw down the cones
Tie up the lanes
When it goes south
Deflect the blame
Don't get surprised
when doing the Jersey Bounce


Monday, January 13, 2014

Four More Lanes

Sunday, January 12, 2014

The Sprinkles Are Yours

Thursday, January 09, 2014

Somedays Da Cone Eats You

Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Tory Blue Rinse

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