Apparently, the latest plan by Tea Party 'thinkers'
for overthrowing the oppressive liberal socialist fascism of the Kenyan Konquerer is to identify him to the unwashed and unlettered as some sort of sweet poofy dandy
bent on a strapping young slave's revolt, followed by eyebrow waxing and Camomile-flavored moisturizing lip gloss.
Now, I could
take the 17 minutes or so to render in some excruciatingly detailed fashion
just what such a creature looks like outside
the fever dreams of sexually frustrated conservatives with a neck-beard fetish (and for those
types, have I got a wet dream for you
), but who of us with any claim to an IQ over two perilously low digits really