Ah, Sweet Griftery Of Life

...Don't you love a non-elitist happy ending?

;>)

Canadian Love Call

Day will end, the night will fall 
In my dreams I will hear you call 
Tell me, heart of mine, Oh tell me...
What am I to do? 
Must I say farewell to dreams....and you?

;>)

"I Never Drink....Water."

Go Directly To Hell

...do not pass GOP.

;>)

Strange Cruz

The Only Survivor

...and it's not you, Mr. Jones.

R.I.P.

Birther Of A Nation

...well, I guess the mouse is out of the bottle now - obviously, the Right-thinking have rumbled to our vile Socialiberislamist plot.

Oilberta über alles!

;>)