Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Leave Glenn Beck alone!

Leave Sonia Alone

...If you're one of those nasty-wasty reporter types looking for a scoop to earn your blood money, that is.

Isn't there a missing blonde co-ed somewhere, or a dead celebrity with a hitherto-undisclosed shameful past that is in need of maximally saturated coverage?

At long last, have you no decency?

;>)

4 comments:

  1. They're simply being sanitary. I mean, would you want to wallow in a pool of his tears for any length of time?

    Cleanliness is next to Beckliness.

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  2. '...would you want to wallow in a pool of his tears for any length of time? '

    But their cleansing power won't leave you sour!

    ;>)

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  3. i dont suppose william safire would relieve us of beck for a couple of hours

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  4. Perhaps when he gets through pining for the fjords, DCap.

    ;>)

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